I would like to thank Mr. Robert Dietrick for the content of this page. His never ending quest to educate and inform inspires us all.

He will be missed...

...once he dies.

October 20, 2009 - > God Want You To Say Hello To My Little Friend
October 15, 2009 - > All-Knowing, All Powerful, and Omni Present Has It's Limitations
October 14, 2009 - > Who Makes These Rules?
October 13, 2009 - > I see, God Only Hates Gambling When He Loses?
October 06, 2009 - > God Bleeds Silver and Black
October 06, 2009 - > Yes ... God Told Me I Could Put Wheels On It
October 06, 2009 - > God Didn't Want to Stop You ... He Told Me To
October 05, 2009 - > Can't Feel Bad For Anyone Here
October 05, 2009 - > If A Tree Falls In The Forest
October 05, 2009 - > Thousands Might be An Understatement

Sept. 24, 2009 - > Make It Rain Bitches!!!
Sept. 23, 2009 - > She's Legal in Gods Eyes
Sept. 22, 2009 - > God Likes Jay-Z Better
Sept. 21, 2009 - > God Give Me The Strength To Change Science into a Belief System
Sept. 20, 2009 - > Mary Magdalene, Jesus Was Down With That!
Sept. 19, 2009 - > I see ... um... A Wetspot? A Salt Deposit? Urine Stain?
Sept. 18, 2009 - > No... No Seriously Stop!
Sept. 17, 2009 - > Just Can't Get Away!
Sept. 16, 2009 - > We're Going to Stop Posting These ... Just Google Priest Sex Abuse
Sept. 15, 2009 - > Desperate for Meaning, Village Worships Salt Deposits
Sept. 14, 2009 - > America...Proudly Low On Facts!
Sept. 13, 2009 - > Uhhh... Buddha Said So!
Sept. 12, 2009 - > 1700 Year Old Flu - Beat That! ... Swine
Sept. 11, 2009 - > Jesus-vertising
Sept.   9, 2009 - > Pray for thy Nookie
Sept.   4, 2009 - > God Should Have Inspired Better Writers
Sept.   3, 2009 - > Wondering When He Realized Things Were Out Of Hand
Sept.   2, 2009 - > Church Of England Anyone?
Sept.   1, 2009 - > Under 13 ... Is That Frowned Upon? Didn't know.

August 27, 2009 - > A Professional Beggar Loses Your Savings...Shocker
August 27, 2009 - > "Boom Boom Pow", Sounds Muslim To Me
August 24, 2009 - > Come To The Crime Scene And Donate To The Enabler
August 24, 2009 - > Um...I See A Wrinkly Fetus
August 24, 2009 - > God's Punishment is a little...um...Juvenile
August 22, 2009 - > God Trying To Take Robin Hood Market Share
August 22, 2009 - > Put It Wherever You Want...We Need Donations
August 22, 2009 - > Even God Thinks Sisters Are Hot
August 22, 2009 - > I'll Pay For An Excuse To Miss Church
August 21, 2009 - > Priests Hate Madonna, I think it's a Re-Mix
August 20, 2009 - > Pimp'n Ain't Easy...Helpless Children Are.

August 14, 2009 - > Why Not Boil Newt Eye And Dance Around Fire?

August 14, 2009 - > Too Many Of These

August 14, 2009 - > Only Priests In Witness Protection Should Have Aliases

August 14, 2009 - > Maybe You Shouldn't Have A Job Guiding Others

August 14, 2009 - > Girl Visits Every Wing Of Mental Ward

August 14, 2009 - > Whoa...Wait...You Gambled With Tax Exempt Donations?

August 13, 2009 - > Consensual Statutory Rape Is Refreshing At This Point

August 11, 2009 - > Hissing or Praying ...mmm... Maybe Call a Doctor?

August 10, 2009 - > You Be The Priest, I'll Be ....Conan?

August 07, 2009 - > I Like IT When You Call Me Big POPE-A

August 06, 2009 - > Maybe He Can Use The Lasers In His Big Hat

August 06, 2009 - > Thou shall not lie...unless thy short on cash

August 05, 2009 - > Praise The Omniscient Maker Of All... In 140 characters or less

August 03, 2009 - > God Tells Me To Beat My Pets

August 02, 2009 - > Are You Kidding Me?

July 30, 2009 - > Do The Other Priests Laugh When You PAY For Underage Sex?

July 30, 2009 - > A Teenager - That's The Most Wholesome Molestation So Far

July 30, 2009 - > My Invisible Friend Says Yours Doesn't Exist.

July 29, 2009 - > God Wouldn't Have Made Little Boys If...

July 29, 2009 - > We Need Jesus To Drop Some Bombs

July 29, 2009 - > A Cry For Help? Escaping Indoctrination?...Nah just a funny little boy

July 28, 2009 - > Hmmm...The Devil Can Make People Do Bad Things Too

July 28, 2009 -> God Wouldn't Make Blank Checks If He Didn't Want Me To Steal

July 27, 2009 - > If I Squint My Eyes I See ... a rock

July 26, 2009 - > Sundays Always Turn Me On

July 25, 2009 - > This Guy Is Famous: Must Be True

July 27, 2009 - > Sports Renew Jesus' Hipness

July 24, 2009 - > Deuteronomy 5:22 Thou Shalt Not Be A BuzzKill

July 23, 2009 - > Jews Get Back In The Biz

July 23, 2009 - > Naked Virgins...Let's keep this one.

July 23, 2009 - > Sacrament Sales: Get'm while their hot....or uh

July 22, 2009 - > About God...yeah...um....he's sort of a Dick

July 21, 2009 - > Silly Indians...They should try Jesus Crackers instead!

July 20, 2009 - > Jesus Needs A Bigger Advertising Budget

July 20, 2009 - > Homos: Get out or Get Cuffed

July 19, 2009 - > The New Patients In The Ward Always get Hazed

July 18, 2009 - > 4 Women Save God's TV Cred

July 17, 2009 - > God Said I Can!

July 16, 2009 - > A Virgin Emerges From Bird's Butt

July 15, 2009 - > God Prefers Baseball

July 09, 2009 - >Art imitating life

July 09, 2009 - >Stumped

July 03, 2009 - >Atheists: Come on Down!!!